Job Description

What it takes to be Samantha's Mom:

1) A willingness to sing any song containing the phrase "Jingle Bells" at any time throughout the year upon request, usually in repeat-mode.

2) Ablilty to draw circle-face portraits of any known person upon command.

3) Affinity for Dress-up play and Fruit Leather snacks.

4) Affinity for Hamburger Helper's Tuna Alfredo.

5) Possession and (ocasionally) successful use of Stain-removal liquids/gels.

6) Powers of Persusasion, Distraction.

7) Posession of Wet-wipes Funding, possibly for 18+ years.

8)Willingness to use said wet-wipes on hands, face, legs, clothes, couches, televisions, carpet etc.